Thanksgiving wrap-up

ADDIE: Dear everyone in the world: Turkeys are the funniest birds ever in the world. Love, Addie.

MAEVE: I have a poem to go with that.  

I am a turkey.  

All know is this one word and that is gobble gobble.  

A: No, this is how it goes.

A turkey is a funny bird.

Its head goes bobble bobble.  

All it knows is just one word 

and that is gobble gobble.

M: Wait, I have a good one, write "Hi turkeys, what's up, baby?"  No, Daddy, you say it like "bay-buh."

A: [Sung to the tune of I'm a little teapot.  Kind of.]

I am a little turkey, plump and wide!

Feet on the bottom, wings on the side! 

When I walk, I waddle to and fro! 

And now see me gobble gobble, off I go! 

Daddy, Can we talk about Easter now?