MAEVE: Hi my name is Maeve. Me, Maeve, is the only one making this blog today. It's because Addie gets to go places with my mom and I'm really jealous and my Daddy's laughing at me. [I totally am.]
Here's a fact, it's not really a fact though. Gramma bought an Elf on the Shelf but it's fatter, I mean, bigger than the elf... I mean the elf we have is skinnier. The elf that gramma bought is the size of my teddy bear. And the elf that gramma has? We named him Criddle. If you need help spelling it, I can show you the book. It starts with a C, not a K.
Did you know I'm eating cheez-its right now? Hee hee! Can I have more, Daddy? I'm forcing my dad to give me more cheez-its!
Now I'm playing a cheez-it like a guitar! Neer neer neer neer! And here is a cheez-it that looks like an "L". [For clarification, she's eating Cheetos. She also ate an apple and a ham sandwich, so no judging.]
Last night, when I was having my swim banquet party, I got an award and a trophy! My award was for "Deep Sea Diver"! But I don't know why. And did you actually know my trophy has my name on it? I loved being on the swim team because it's fun. And I love my coach even though she's a little silly. Everyone at the swim party gave her a snow globe with Finding Nemo in it because she loves it and she opened it and said "ah! I love it!"
Hey, want to hear a joke? [She thinks, then gives up.] I'm kidding. I don't want to tell a joke anyway. There is a dandelion. The end. [She pretends to fall asleep.]
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